#146. Cool-wine-aunt-occupied institutions
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> NPR (not to be confused with the superior NRP) hired a a blobbed-up, vat-grown cool wine aunt who conforms to every imaginable shitlib stereotype to be their new CEO. Sheâs more cringe than any parody a dissident couldâve come up with, but this seems to be the source of her power: the ability to continue speaking the incantations with boldness, as their absurdity grows ever more starkly outlined by difficult realities. She (further) ruined Wikipedia, and Itâs worth ousting her, but one must understand that she is legion.
> A lament for a tomboy lost to the kazoo-voice gendercult.
> You need to be playing banjo on an Appalachian porch. You need to be looking at your cousin funny. You need to be Hapsburgmaxxing.
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contextualizes early Christian art-defacers.đ„A/V of the Weekđ„
> Itâs a meeting of the Eastern Euro minds with BAP guesting on Michael Maliceâs podcast. Just when you were getting sick of hearing about The Longhouse, they have a quite interesting conversation about the tradcon ahistoricity of the wife as a cowering subservient, among many other fascinating things.
> Trump is going to a bo-de-ga. In this small moment, nothing else matters. Today is a good day.
> Britainâs adult human females wonât shut up about the Cass Review, an âIndependent Review of Gender Identity Services for Children and Young People.â Here are two of them discussing its implications, on
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staged a current year struggle session with American characteristics.đŹCringe CornerđŹ
> Professional concern troll Michael OâFallon thinks that Christians politically advocating for their interests and for a society that adheres to ancient moral teaching is a Mao-style âopâ and âthe other side of the coinâ to wokeness. Guess Christians should just shut up and watch their society continue its descent into hell. To do otherwise would be Maoist.
> In other âif you fight your enemies, they winâ news, Boomerlon Bee editor Joel Berry thinks the left is trying to create reactionaries in order to justify communist takeover. The commies donât hate white people, they just want to divide us, he said Boomerly. Maybe this isnât about muh communism, and constantly bringing up the evil Frankfurt School Mao-style NeoMarxists is a waste of time and a diversion from the real game.
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> Just when you thought libertarianism was dead, a bunch of Latinx Austrians are bringing praxeology back. We give the lolberts a lot of crap (weâre paying penance), but rightists would do well to retain some of the underlying economic ideas.
> Chris Rufo compiles his case against Katherine Maher, NPRâs aforementioned new CEO, based on her 30,000 tweets, many of which express a level of hysterical partisanship you might not want running your federally-funded newsroom.
> We thought that the rowdy neâer-do-wells of dissident twitter were the the most autistic bunch of warfighters around, but Israelâs been building a fighting force of autistic soldiers too.
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reminds us that the personal remains the political, especially when youâre chowing down on a fresh turd. Our materialist anti-woke influencers will never get it, but you should.>
argues in defense of inheritance.>
chimes in with support from a different angle.>
sets the record straight on 2nd Amendment rights for illegals, and how some rules work in some contexts, but not others.>
reviews a couple of new dissident novels, INCEL: A Novel by ARX-Han, and Mixtape Hyperborea by Adem Luz Rienspects.>
writes for a history that we were completely ignorant of, on a Civil War-era secret society that wanted to create a new country across the Caribbean and Central America.>
thinks the TERFs need a big strong man to take over and set things right. J.K. can only take the anti-gender-ideology cause so far because deep down sheâs just another misogynist who accepts most of what her enemies are pushing.>
on the missteps of the vaporwave editors, resulting in clumsy, low-IQ âfashwave.â>
writes about the death of universal truth claims in age of mechanical fakeandgayness.> Not sure who this â
â thinks he is, spinning up a brand new Substack and, in less than a month, putting out a banger that racked up 100 likes. Literally how? Pisses us off, to be honest. Itâs a great post, encouraging the fake email jobbers to defect from a professional managerial class in decline. Technically a few weeks old, but had to share.đŠTweets of the WeekđŠ
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Dudley, I just wanted to alert you that I will be stealing âBoomerlon Beeâ for future use. Great issue