#45. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this spice off the plates
Soapy chicken, defining wokeness, girlboss judges, bloodthirsty comedians, Iraq War remorse, and much more!
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Threads of the Week
> All hail spice mommy (mami?). She tried to warn us. Seasoning police could be anywhere. They are lathering up y’alls’s chicken. But hey, what’s so important about ethnic food, anyway?
> Since milquetoast Intellectual Dork Webbers and People of Columns can’t effectively define the slippery term “wokeness,” a certified /ourguy/ weighs in:
> Here’s some cool Civil War trivia. Did you know that? Now you know.
> Wristcel comedian wants to defund the police, except for the Private Pyles he’s sure will be drone-bombing the chuds into oblivion.
> As someone old enough to remember the bipartisan propaganda push leading up to the GWOT, it’s low-key amazin’ to see a senator talking like this. Have you ever seen an elected official display remorse for seemingly little to no gain?
> Don’t come crying to Helen when a boss babe judge in a Notorious RBG t-shirt sentences you to three consecutive life sentences in the Re-empathy-cation Camps for manspreading on the subway.
> No Jesuit Tricks spins another one of his trademark homespun yarns.
Longreads of the Week
> Glutton for punishment
says a few quiet parts out loud on the subject of education inequality.> The Dimes Square pieces just keep coming. We are all based it-girls now. We are all over it. Bored. Fascist-adjacent. We are all r*tarded now.
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fact-checks Ta-Nehisi Coates' claim that Whiteness has to go, and Blackness with it.>
argues that words won't work. Stop trying to own them with facts and logic.Consoomer Goods of the Week
> We like to poke fun of our dark elf, but who’s done more to advance la causa in the last 20 years? Buy the book.
That photo of Yarvin is a perfect contrast to all those photos of Bronze Age Mindset being held by the bronzed and beautiful. Jock-nerd dichotomy and all that
I've never received any backlash from the left for my views on education, and that tweet is so incoherent that it's asyntactic.