#120. My heart's in a whirl, I love my calendar girl
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> The Conservative Dadâs Ultra Right beer appears to be yet another cynical cash-grabbing attempt to troll the media to peel sales off of a âwokeâ mainstream brand by releasing a white labeled ripoff alternative. Good luck figuring out whoâs actually brewing the stuff â at one point it was Big Kettle Brewing in Georgia (dead website), now their website says Florida. Who is this Conservative Dad, anyway? Heâs been making Letâs Go Brandon beer coozies for a while, but why has this guy never had a real job, and why was he proclaiming beerâs estrogenic qualities before launching his own beer brand? And hey, come to think of it, why donât you ever see Conservative Mom? đŹ
Anyway, they released a charity calendar full of foxy Real Womenâą posing with big guns, warm pies, and itsy bitsy bikinis, which launched a National Conversation about the role of foxy ladies on the Right. Some say that the vanguardâs daughters shouldnât be âon displayâ for porn-brained coomservatives. Others say that itâs just healthy heterosexuality, and weâve got to silence the longhouse harridans of the e-right, who hate male sexuality and are acting like liberals. The social conservatives hit back saying, âUh, no, actually YOUâRE being a liberal.â Maybe the bigger issue is that too many conservatives want to simply retvrn to horny couch potato mediocrity and have no telos that might give modern men a vision more powerful than the right to ogle.
> When was the last time you asked the CQ (The Christian Question)? Christian orgs high on pathological altruism are shuttling refugees into North America at unprecedented rates, and being paid handsomely for their trouble. Weâve got Catholics, Mennonites, Lutherans, Baptists, Evangelicals â and not a -berg or -stein among them. Jesus said you canât mistreat foreigners, so that must mean that you gotta convert every square inch of your country into a favela. Thatâs in the Bible, r-right, fellow Christians?
> Wesley Yang tracks Claudine Gayâs mercenary moves against rival black academics during her rise to power. Some Game of Thrones type shit.
> Aristophanes mixes with the hoi polloi at a Walmart McDonalds (the happiest place on earth), experiencing some sort of âCYCLEâ in person. Not sure what to call this CYCLE, but at this point it seems like it might be the goal of civilization, the very reason Newton discovered calculus. Gotta do more research.
> Tucker recorded a weird, cryptic, in-character video with disgraced molester Kevin Spacey, whoâs made these videos a Christmas tradition. But what does it mean?
> Libs donât believe intelligence can be measured, but they believe Joe Rogan is âempirically stupid,â which really just means he doesnât adhere to the narrative, and they think thatâs worse than being incapable of abstract thinking.
> Things didnât used to come so easy, and it can easily go back to being that way.
> They donât make elves (or dwarves or hobbits) like they used to.
> NRP fav Anna Slatz shared a tabloid accusation against Moon Brah, so he ghostwrote an apology for her. But sheâs standing firm.
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> Jeremy Carl invites you to âKill All Whits,â with a new book, âThe Unprotected Class: How Anti-White Racism Is Tearing America Apart.â
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> That Freebird solo thatâs been memed to hell and back? Itâs from an old 70s concert in Berkeley, which looked a little different back then, canât put our finger on why though.
and âs New Write dissident lit podcast.> Steve Sailor namedropped on Rogan.
> This Christmas, the foids have taken over
. *wolf whistle* Guest essays and podcast guests â 100% Real Women of the Dissident Right. Helloooo, nurse! Check the archive for all the content.đ°Longreads of the Weekđ°
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âs has some data-driven thoughts on why baby booms happen and some unorthodox prescriptions for creating another one.>
reviews Bill Burrâs Old Dads, a feature-length humiliation ritual for men whoâve ceded familial authority to their hectoring wives because itâs easier than sticking up for yourself (and because she might leverage state power to destroy your life).>
on the men who would rather die alone in perpetual adolescence than age naturally with a loyal, loving BBW.>
on the liberal urge to reduce all actors to interchangeable, helpless bystanders, robbing you of the capability to act heroically.>
on the basic-bitch appeal of Taylor Swift, avatar of polite whiteness in decline.>
on Arnold Schwarzeneggerâs cold-hearted bootstraps neoliberalism.>
does a little Scrutonposting on the subject of crass conservative calendars.>
, who started all this calendar fuss in the first place, elaborates on her hand grenade of a tweet.>
posted a techno-pessimistâs manifesto, to contrast with Marc Andreesenâs Silicon Valley optimism, and critiques the theory of innovation as a substitute for seeing your enemies driven before you, lamentations of their women, etc.>
at explains the Puritans.đŠTweets of the WeekđŠ
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The Ultra Right Beer thing reminds me of when a co-worker of mine bought a bunch of the Daily Wire's shitty "woke-free" chocolate bars to "own the libs", because padding Jeremy Boering's pockets is the best way to do that, I guess. She gave me some to taste and I'm 90% they just shucked the wrapper of dollar store chocolate bars, repackaged it, and sold it at an unconscionable mark-up. But clearly the grift keeps working and these people will buy literally anything with "anti-woke" on it so I feel like next time there's a cock-up over beer or chocolate or razors or something I should just start re-selling crap bought en masse from Amazon in packaging that pays lip-service to neo-con values.
Hilarious, edifying and mystifying as usual....