#130. He gets us
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🧵Threads of the Week🧵
> Tucker interviewed Putin, who is is booming really hard.
> Terminally Reddit-brained Wil Wheaton soy’d off on the Larry David Elmo strangling because Larry didn’t ask for consent first. We must retvrn.
> Yarvin and Hanania debated monarchy and democracy in LA. It was a lively event with patrician aesthetics.
> Cambridge professor states obvious point about merit and affirmative action, and British newspapers wig out.
> Schizo Thread of the Week: U.S. military battles on land, sea, and air, but also the spirit realm.
> Space Age Maximalist visits America, chronicles as photojournalist many strange and terrifying things.
> American soil teems with mythopoetic significance.
> Meet the quirk chungus, the default protagonist in children’s media, a midwit girl who loves the smell of books, tries to be a decent freaking human, and will one day rule mercilessly over you.
> We knew Ian Miles Cheong was a credit-stealing sorta-rightish weirdo, but weren’t fully up to date on his long sordid history of grifting.
> Turbo America continues apace.
> Meet Amanda, an anti-natalist who explains why she wants to exterminate the human race: because suffering is worse than extinction. Sorry you wish for revenge against God for the crime of creating you the way you are, but I like being alive. I think living is just swell, actually.
> Soon, football will be reduced to a 4-hour musical drag queen story hour on a gridiron.
> Dark Brandon sure is drawing a lot of things up these days.
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deboonks that footwashing ad.> Too many people going to college for fake subsidized degrees.
😬Cringe Corner😬
> People are saying that Will Stancil raped a woman, after a joke allegation made by Friend of the Poast Tysenberg. And why shouldn’t you believe people?
> A leftist encouraged her comrades to get fit so they could battle nazis in the streets or whatever, and hundreds of lefties replied that such a statement was equivalent to a genocide for differently-abled folx who suffer from long covid and fatness.
🎥A/V of the Week🎥
> Spencer Klavan discusses new book on transhumanism as an ancient temptation that led to catastrophe like the Tower of Babel.
> The crazy-ass white boys are alright.
> Dasha on Sam Hyde, discussing the male urge to pee in the sink.
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and raid Fort Knox.📰Longreads of the Week📰
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writes of a white feminist who seems to “get off” on advocating for disproportionately criminal Somali migrants, at the expense of her feminism. But then, this is nothing new.
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sketches out a progressive deity that demands the perpetual immolation of the past. This may be the most ambitious essay from one of Substack’s best.
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’s Alexander Dugin analyzes the Tucker interview, with this amazing paragraph:
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agrees with Dugin that Americans, having lost all attachments to history, would have been better persuaded by a cheap Marvel-style morality play than Putin’s exhaustive history lesson.
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new Delores Park further establishes itself as a definitive chronicle of San Francisco graft and patronage schemes.
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reports on a new study linking in-utero exposure to estrogenic chemicals to gender dysphoria. They are turning the frogs gay, they are turning your sons into daughters.
> In Zero Hedge,
analyzes Bud Light’s big Super Bowl ad, and finds a hidden victory.
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thinks 93-year-old economist Thomas Sowell has lost his mojo.
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would like you to reconsider the virtues of cannibalism.
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thinks Putin is controlled opposition.
> Lastly, we simply can’t quit
, who is back from self-imposed exile to write about a screening of some gay short film, which is hijacked by Friend of the Poast Basil’s schizophrenic ranting, in which he manages to squeeze in every single Basil-ism™.
🐦Tweets of the Week🐦
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Man, I had to laugh so hard about the Putin memes, so good
I'm trying to process the Wil Wheaton thing.
Like, imagine getting in a time machine and going back to 1992 or whatever, and telling your younger self: "You know Wesley Crusher? So he turns 51 and starts screaming about Elmo getting strangled. Yeah, the muppet. No, Elmo was actually getting strangled, I can't explain why."
There is no way to describe 2024 that doesn't make you sound like you're having a schizophrenic break with reality.