#134. Hot mid-on-mid action
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🧵Threads of the Week🧵
> This week, a no-holds-barred battle of the transphobes vs. germaphobes in Los Angeles. A world-historical mid-off was held at a random noisy intersection, presumably to ensure that no coof-particles could come near Taylor Lorenz’s double-masked orifices. It turns out that professional video copy-paster Chaya Raichik, G-d love her, is not the interlocutor that some hoped she’d be, and even a mid midwit like Taylor was able to mog her on issues that should’ve been gimmes, if Chaya’d been willing to go all the way.
> A viscerally repulsive white man is calling out a black woman for posting cutesy cooking content like making cereal from scratch. This is allowed because she’s Mormon, rich, beautiful, and pregnant — and married to a white guy — all signs point to privilege. What do they expect a rich social media influencer to do, scrub toilets? These pseuds think suffering and self-abnegation is noble. They just hate to see a tradwife winning.
> Young Will Stancil is running for a spot in the Minnesota House of Representatives, and some commie accused him of trying to steal the spot from a more deserving foid. This naturally caused all of Will’s right-wing foes to mock-rally behind him with all the power of their meme magic (including this troll website), which caused said commie to accuse Will of “goading the Nazi’s.” You almost have to feel bad for poor Will.
> Aristophanes explains why Gemini’s doing what it’s doing, at a technical level. But yes, organizationally Google has been like that for a long time. Meanwhile, Grimes is out here calling Gemini’s retardation a masterpiece of performance art.
> There’s something fishy about that “nonbinary” kid who was “beaten to death” in Oklahoma, a story that was highly processed and immediately instrumentalized to fit a narrative.
> You thought there wasn’t more to say about Breakdancing Bitcoin Dad, but apparently there is a lot more. Check the replies: His dad reviewed Camp of the Saints for National Review, and he was once bitten by a black professor for writing an essay in a campus paper titled “Dis sho’ ain’t no jive, bro.”
> Cool thread on the alleged fascist origins of physical fitness, originally from a lib who forgot to attach the gigachad image.
> Never trust graphs. Especially when cited by Paul Krugman.
> Scientists are highly agreeable cog people who follow the funding.
> Dissidence-adjacent editor Noah Kumin of Mars Review shares his secrets for thriving as an independent publisher.
> The journalists continue to be annoying disingenuous pissants, but perhaps ‘learn to code’ was the wrong directive. The laid-off journalists yearn for the mines.
> Genes matter. Tfw you will never have the thunderous thighs of 5 time Gold Medalist Dr. Eric Heiden.
> The boomercon thinks that you buying a starter home will solve all the world’s problems.
> You’ve heard of Chesterton’s Fence. Now get ready for Chesterton’s Insane Juggling.
> You thought Buddhism was just vibes. Actually it’s pretty gnarly.
> We will not be watching the morally ambiguous girl detective show.
> We hate it when we accidentally get pubes deep in an inverted-penis-ballsack-pussylips hole.
🎥A/V of the Week🎥
> Bongland has fallen, if this series of clips from a bloke named “Bald and Bankrupt” are any indication. He walks down main drags of UK cities and discovers little more than filth, suffering, blight, despair and shitty street art urging demoralized brown denizens to have hope and unite in the struggle. You knew it was bad in Ol’ Blighty, but not this bad.
> Filthy Armenian interviews fashion designer Elena Velez, about her recent salon event, and more broadly, how her blue collar Midwest upbringing and pioneer woman mindset inoculates her against sneering coastal liberal conformism, and how her creative impulses have propelled her shift toward a based direction.
> In a world of ideologically-captured comedic institutions, only one man is brave enough to make fun of Biden.
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and wrote a book about campus safetyism and ideological intolerance, and now it’s a movie directed by that you can watch right here on Substack.>
is doing archaeogenetics lectures on Substack.📰Longreads of the Week📰
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looks at the cottage industry of technocratic experts through the lens of his local Los Angeles NPRoid public health spokesperson, who was propped up during the pandemic as the definitive voice on the subject, but when you look deeper, there’s nothing there. Empty suits, empty credentials.
> Are Letitia James and Fani Willis strong independent black women who are finally speaking up for themselves in a world dominated by mayo monsters? Or are they puffed up DMV ladies with “I’m on break” energy?
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thinks it’s never been more over, economy-wise, and posted an article-length version of the Ron Paul “you should have listened” meme.
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writes about a single substance that destroyed America: It's corn. A big lump with knobs. It has the juice (it has the juice).
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schools our pundit class on natural law.
> People are talking about this short story about a crew of crazy-ass white boys stealing drug money in Memphis from
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🐦Tweets of the Week🐦
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Lmao the wil stancil saga never disappoints
Who radicalized you anon? Stancil, def Stancil