#135. If only you knew how bad things really will be
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It’s the 80s. You are peak male specimen, with chest hair, cigarette, and torso-less tee. Enjoying Modlidani borger and side of slurpable fries. If only you knew that in 40 years, your granddaughter will be dancing in parking lot, thrusting hips, showing midriff, displaying thermos for all to see. She should be at home making homemade cornflakes from scratch for husband, for him to enjoy while reading the latest NRP…
🧵Threads of the Week🧵
> A lonely insane sperg Redditor, born and bred in Shitlibia, desperate for meaning, went out like a punk, and nobody cared, except for the worst people in the world (people throw this epithet around a lot but I think it might actually apply to the DSA) who are valorizing his brave sacrifice with gymnastic contortions. In the end, self-immolation is the easy way out. The greater sacrifice is devoting your life to the grueling work of fixing what’s broken. After all, theatrical acts of protest that fall short of smashing the administrative state actually serve to empower it.
> Your built environment is full of tiny engineering wonders, like those reflective bumps on the road that let you see the lanes in the dark. Think of the care and genius that went into such things, and how quickly society would fall apart if that level of care dipped a bit.
> They’re the only ones who can afford to buy gazillions of GPUs, but maybe big tech can’t make effective AI after all.
> Do you have weird bacteria because you’re gay, or are you gay because you have weird bacteria?
🎥A/V of the Week🎥
> Do you hear it? The call of Hypercaribbea beckons.
> You’ve heard the Virgin Zero HP Lovecraft Deep Voice, now get ready for the Chad Cremieux 10yo Minecraft YouTuber Voice.
> A new “show” from Mars Review announced with trailer shot in cinema vérité, featuring Dimes Square degens smoking in a crumbling building, talking about themselves.
> Lauren Southern schools the trads and the radfems on the totally not-fetch media-propagated beauty standards of the bygone ‘00s.
> Basil and Oso discuss dark deeds done in dark rooms, and how the right should think about the left’s interest in esoteric/occult stuff w/o leaning too hard into qanon boomer “bottoms up, and the devil laughs” paranoia.
😬Cringe Corner😬
> Can today’s polyamorous gentle parenting boss babes keep their sons from becoming based right wing dick-and-ball artists? The Cut's Penelope Binkman-Wong is on the case (it’s actually not that bad).
💲Consoomer Product of the Week💲
> Three new books from The Dissident Review (
) : After Strange Gods (T.S. Elliot litcrit), The White Indians of Darien (true adventure), and A History of the Art of War in the Sixteenth Century (obscure war history).📰Reads of the Week📰
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shares his personal experience with Google’s stranglehold on education tech, which has enabled it to insert itself into the student experience at every level.
> As part of a series on reclaiming environmentalism for the right, this piece by
aims to inspire you to become a conscious carnivore.
> Did you know that the United Nations building in New York has an occult library built by the Lucis Publishing Company, formerly known as the “LUCIFER PUBLISHING COMPANY”? On our Satan-worshipping elites, who may not believe in a devil wearing itchy red pajamas, but may as well.
> Missed this one earlier this month, a great piece about The Sopranos’ Carmela as a devouring boymom.
>
at wants you to consider military entryism.
> The
would like you to educate yourself about “anthrophysiocracy,” which posits that certain systems of organization are suited to certain types of people groups.
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thinks that you don’t want to live forever. Even if you’re a state.
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thinks we may be able to immanentize the eschaton by creating a genetic cure for death.
> DEI commissar-slayer
writes a moving piece about IVF from a startlingly personal perspective: he was the result of random sperm donation.
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writes for AmMind about the upocoming Lawfare Election.
> In
, Brendan McNamara argues that the right needs a dating show.
> In
, John Daniel Davidson writes about how Catholic charities lend a helping hand to human traffickers.
🐦Tweets of the Week🐦
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Man, I'm glad I'm 41.