#140. Unbothered. Moisturized. In my lane. Drunk on Christian blood. Filthy.
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Hello readers. Sorry for last week’s absence. We came down with some Covid 4.0 Premier Edition Straight Outta Wuhan Institute type shit, handmade in small artisanal batches by Fauci himself. It was a bad scene. So we’ve got an EXTRA-THICC TRIPLE ISSUE to make up for it. Stick with this one folks, we know it’s long. Read some, put it down, come back to it, make it all the way to the end, because we’ve rounded up some truly peak material.
🧵Threads of the Week🧵
> Normal male sexuality has been illegal for decades, and the various strains of cynical and repressed strategies that men use to cope with this are something to behold. Consider Reddit Sexuality, where men soyface like children on Christmas morning in order to be perceived as friendly and nonthreatening to women. Chicks love this sort of thing, right?
> Roko thinks we need to give women free money so they can do retail therapy instead of destroying civilization.
> We have shared many posts about the insidious nature of NGOs and nonprofits, which have become tentacles of indirect state power, but this thread does a great job breaking the phenomenon down to its simplest terms.
> We love our MAGA moms, don’t we folks? Especially when they get down into the muck of political fundraising to expose its greasiest realities.
> Boobs hogging up all the attention lately. Let’s not forget about the humble ass.
> What do regimes perceive as a threat? It’s not fat chuds with tacticool gear in the middle of nowhere, it’s jolly truckers blocking chokepoints.
> Don’t, under any circumstances, talk to journalists.
> Chris Rufo has found his next Ivy League scalp, another race commie who thinks that published work belongs to us all.
> Read this modern-day Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego tale, where all three dissidents are rolled into one teenage girl who refused to bow down to a regime idol.
> You may hear the phrases, “you really just be saying whatever” or “that’s word salad” or “none of this means anything,” thought-terminating responses designed to silence our precious wordcels. But no, words do mean things. And Katherine Dee, with an AI assist, is here to make sure that meaning isn’t lost.
> Franco wasn’t a peach, but he was better than the alternative.
> Is your teenage son being groomed by a right-punching post-liberal intellectual gatekeeper? Know the signs.
> Theorycelling, or digital dorm-room philosophizing, is criticized because it lacks real-world impact. But under the Elonreich, we can post whatever we want, and the result is an the endless churn of low-effort ragebait (e.g. “we must destroy homemade cereal mom”). Maybe theorycelling wasn’t so bad after all? Anyway, don’t ask questions. Consume discourse and get ready for next discourse.
> Area anon tries to help homeless guys get back on their feet. And the county didn’t like that. Not one bit.
> Are you a WHIM (White Hierarchical Individualist Male)? It’s a lonely job but somebody’s gotta do it.
> Area wignat moves to midwest and is so unimpressed by cow-eyed, cornfed masses, he stops being a wignat.
🎥A/V of the Week🎥
> Candace Owens reminds us that there was more than one holocaust in human history. After this and other incidents, she is out at the Daily Wire.
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and bring themselves to near-tears discussing the hilarious oeuvre of America’s foremost boomer cartooner, the surrealist genius Ben Garrison.>
is here to analyze and respond to leading techno-utopians accelerationist manifestos.>
guests on , to discuss Turbo-America and more.> The New Founding boys talk to Camden Spiller, a guy who built a (soon to be) billion-dollar manufacturing company.
> Po thinks housewives are happy to do all the toilet-scrubbing as long as hubby is making it rain.
> Maiden Mother Matriarch interviews a researcher who’s studying America’s leading fertility-pilled kidmaxxers — mums of 5+.
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and join to discuss building parallel communities in the South Africa, at a practical level, which you don’t hear very often. How does one even begin? A must-listen.>
interviews former federal prosecutor TJ Harker on lawfare, a newly industrialized form of politics that routes around democratic elections to ensure only regime-approved candidates can win.💲Consoomer Product of the Week💲
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has a new issue out, featuring pulp writing from , , and more.📰Reads of the Week📰
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speculates about how muscular, masculine entertainment gets algorithmically buried by longhoused networks who seem to have goals beyond just making money.> This shortie from
is a handy reference if you encounter anyone who thinks Trump wants a literal bloodbath.> You hear about context collapse and you think “Oh, the crazy right wingers are talking about how black people are too dumb to fly planes again.” But Charles Wing-Uexkull says that really it’s more about how Boeing no longer lets insane visionaries exercise dictatorial control over projects, instead spreading institutional power across thousands of unaccountable bureaucratic functionaries.
> Abdullah Yousef has another issue of his based Islam mag out, and it’s fascinating to see Muslims grapple with modernity (resurrecting swordfighting! contemplating usury and crypto!). Check it out.
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ignited a fierce Twitter argument between ruralites and urbanists with this post about the author moving his family from dirt-road Appalachia to blue-blue Austin, TX, where he thinks he can build something.> The thing about Cluster B-driven politics is that it has to get weirder, faster, all the time, says
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published another banger about the leftward lurch of elite professions, and how this phenomenon enables regime-serving outcomes in places where the regime is generally despised.> America is a land of diverse thought because our land is literally diverse, says
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continues his extremely geeky (in a good way) series on the various factions of the new right, with Natcons, Paleos, and Techno-optimists. Essential reading if you’re into the history of right wing thought — you’re not going to learn this stuff in high school.>
writes an outsider’s ode to the UK that, despite its latter-day quirks (grooming gangs), holds a special place in her heart.>
wants you to calm down, take your finger off the trigger, stop fantasizing about civil war, and focus your energy on expanding Texas’s small victories.>
illustrates how mo’ technology, mo’ problems.>
gives us a lil’ (by his standards) short, a classic boy-meets-girl love story.>
discusses the economic realities of our kids’ pharma-fueled biohorror future.>
effortposted nicely about valkyries, and woman’s role in war, if you can overlook the Christianity-bashing.>
piggyback’s off last week’s conversation about wack-ass right-wing billionaires who seemingly have no vision or imagination or taste or principles or appetite for risk, with a post about his experiences dealing with moneyed interests.>
meditates on love through a Dickensian lens.>
writes of the slow suicide of an Italian town.🕵️♂️Dudley of the Week🕵️♂️
> Your EIC had a lone banger this week, about how leftist failson minds cannot process greatness.
🐦Tweets of the Week🐦
There you have it, folks. As always, we are publishing All the Shit that’s Fit to Poast, twice a week. Follow us on Twitter to see our take on who posted the top thread, read and tweet, along with lots of other banter and hijinks between issues that you won’t see on Substack. See you next time!
I don't want people to get the wrong impression. I don't think the wisdom of the Ancient Germanics and North Europeans are incompatible with Christianity properly conceived in the Medieval and Later Northern Reformation forms.
I'm 100% for European Christianity (as opposed to Judeo-Christianity)
I'm WAY closer to Martin Luther politically than 99% of Christians. Indeed the entire research project really made me appreciate him breaking the nunneries, and the subsequent witch burnings, which contrary to popular conception killed off weak-willed and suggestible women (you basically needed to false confess and then stick to it to get burnt, the torture was incredibly ceremonial and wasn't allowed to be repeated according the Malleus Maleficarum) . Protestantism was largely North Europeans fighting for their (more restrictive and frigid) pagan sexual norms.
You are a historian. The archive from this blog might just structure the contents of “real history” from our time period.