#141. Christ is King, but not in a mean way
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> Candace Owens was supposed to bring some black girl magic to Con Inc., but the plan backfired when she started flirting with the JQ and saying âChrist is King.â And itâs not just Candace getting fired over this thing. The right is coming apart at the seams. But like, everyone knows that Christ is King, right? Or maybe thatâs just an antisemitic dogwhistle or manipulative dialectical trap? I guess itâs bad when you say it in a mean way. But, sure, the Jews are the Chosen Ones, yes, but do they have to be so high and mighty about it? Canât they let the rest of us have a little covenant, as a treat?
> Bro science grifter Andrew Huberman was deemed guilty by a jury of media-oids of being a certified Mr. Boombastic (tell me fantastic). But hey, if theyâll cancel a tiny screeching fear-man who maybe canât control his appetites enough to live beautifully, but basically didnât commit any crimes, they will come for you too.
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critiqued the e-girls, claiming that their primary innovation was being pseudo-right while hot. The Red Scare gals and many among their coterie are quite smart and funny, but there are plenty of smart, funny basement chuds out there who arenât jet-setting podcasters, probably because they donât have big tits or look cool lighting a cigarette. Isaac was complimenting them for shrewdly appropriating a glamorous visual aesthetic thatâs won more hearts and minds to the cause than your average four-hour philosophy podcast ever could, but of course the wammen took it the wrong way like they always be doing. And then all hell broke loose when Isaac told a snippy Dimes Square doll that YWNBAW, which exposed an even deeper bifurcation between the hard right and the coastal hipster libertines that flirt with their ideas. The TQ remains a hard line.> We used to have an old guard in academia who knew that the Hollywood version of history was nonsense â the Civil War was about more than slave liberation from ontologically evil racists, and WWII wasnât exactly the heroic Allies fighting ontologically evil racists. But now those oldheads are gone, and we only have people who grew up on the Marvel-ized version of history, which is about heroic progressives bending the arc of history toward justice. Anyway, a poli sci professor at a pretty good college is âastonishedâ to learn that most Nazis hated commies more than the Jews.
> Weâve created extremely complex systems of managerial control that rely upon the top third of our diminishingly intelligent society to operate. The math ainât mathinâ, so ships are just gonna keep running into bridges.
> Gentleman farmer shares nice commentary on what sin actually is (itâs not âbeing a bad personâ).
> Birth Control disrespecters shilling detoxes banned from TikTok after WaPo writes critical piece claiming birth control is actually fine, girl, and doesnât like, make you crazy or shrink your brain or anything, lol.
> Some sort of man with male features, with mannish skin, and oh about man-tall is out there punching random women in the face.
> If youâve never publicly professed fealty to leftist causes, youâre probably a far-right extremist (like Sydney Sweeney).
> Mankind will never reach the stars because that moneyâs been earmarked for differently-abled transfolx who are too tired to pop open a Lunchable.
> There is no juice but apple, and sweetness is its prophet.
> Does nuclear holocaust give you âthe ickâ? For real for real? Perhaps consider a career as a Zoomer disarmament influencer.
> Come and read this thread about the Russian WWII movie Come and See.
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> Thereâs a new AI toy in town, Sunu, which generate spicy songs with any lyrics you could want. Expect them to shut it down by end of week.
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rides this week. Two NRP favorites, talking wammen and more. Isaac also interviewed the guy who wrote the book Tokyo Vice, which was adapted into an HBO show he thinks is unfairly ignored for being right-coded.> Lauren Southern shares the targeted federal harassment sheâs undergone for her political activism and reportage.
> Jorden warns Destiny to not play Hume with him, a phrase we plan to deploy against our loved ones daily.
> Jonathan Haidt wrote a book about how your brain is like a man riding an elephant, and your first emotional reaction to something is like a big elephant, and your second reaction â logical reasoning â is like a man trying to steer the elephant in the right direction. Anyway, hereâs Haidt perfectly proving the thesis of that book.
> Cautiously optimistic about this apolitical comedy from The Blaze about pool guys.
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joined Basil and others to discuss his e-girl kerfuffle, described above, and places it within the context of a broader longhousing of the dissident right by Dimes Square hoes.đ°Reads of the Weekđ°
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shares a very sad story of a guy getting murdered by the ATF for no good reason.>
wants you to reject the nu-misogyny of the Tate and Whatever variety.>
agrees, with some sympathy for the roasties, who, he argues, serve a critical purpose. Meet the traditionalist degenerate, a man who wants to give elite freaks a safe space to do Level 99 psychic BDSM while keeping normies safely in a padded vanilla playpen, where they canât hurt each other. Low status men should also stop slutshaming, because you gotta be a Top G if you want a perfect trad waifu. Maybe the most interesting piece weâve read so far this year?>
writes in AmMind about the eternal Anglo urge to regime-build, and how to fight it.> They want you to think that intermittent fasting will kill you, but really thatâs just a modeling error masking regime liberalism hate for any sort of wellness practice that exists outside of their globo-corp pharmaceutical apparatus.
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on that quirky pro-natalist couple with the funky glasses that want to modernize traditional faith, keeping the best bits of the old stuff, and place it within a new framework, a techno-optimist religion, which, Dave thinks, will necessarily spin out of control over time. Fantastic stuff here.> Why do the Catholic Church be like it do?
explores the strains of globalist progressivism that have infected the worldâs largest religious institution.>
does a little schizopoasting at about Ayy LMAOs.> Ashley Colby at Fairer Disputations writes about preparing ideological hazmat suits for her children to keep them safe from ambient toxicity exposure at public school, and the sacrifices that being an âinvolvedâ parent entail.
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continues his ongoing taxonomy of the right, with a post of special interest to our us â and not just because the NRP gets a namedrop â itâs The Dissident Right issue, covering various subgroups within.>
penned a media literacy tutorial for chuds.đ”ïžââïžDudley of the Weekđ”ïžââïž
> Did myself a little banger about post-9/11 hysteria that led to 20 years of TSA time-wasting and dignity shredding, which could have been avoided with a little old-fashioned profiling, and the parallels to be drawn here with the gay surrogacy stuff.
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"John Carter rides Isaac Simpson" wins typo of the week. Two of my favorite handsome dissident gentlemen as well ;)
Hello fellows, I have zero self control and canât be trusted with a twitter account. Is there a way to see threads without an X?