#145. RIP Wifejak (2024-2024)
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> The wifejak meme, lived like a mayfly, deceased a mere 24 hours after she was born, before being appropriated by femoids, normies, and women-haters who would use her to express cruelty and resentment. Wifejack was meant to be wholesome chungus. We loved wifejak because we love wives. We love them when theyâre AI generated. We love her when sheâs a figment of our schizoid delusions. We love the way they get what they want. We even love her despite introducing sin into the world. Weâre like that guy in Phantom Thread who bosses his girl around but lets her poison us now and then as a treat, so we remember who really rules the roost.
> Leftists simultaneously believe that we should decriminalize everything because doing crimes is just how [friends] are, but we should apply immiserating technocratic nudges to functioning people because [enemies] must be coerced into being better heckinâ humans. Schmitt happens!
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wishes heâd supported Brendan Eich when he was chased out of Mozilla for being a Christian. This prompted John Carmack to post a mea culpa regarding his lack of support of Palmer Luckey during a similar witchhunt at Meta that resulted in Luckey being branded a wicked conservative. Seems like the beginnings of a sea change. A âvibe shift,â if you will.> Lomez reviews âDear White People,â inspiring an eternal reply: âSuper Mario never sent me to DEI training.â
> Naval technology and strategy moves slowly, and itâs even worse when your navy is clogged with bureaucracy.
> Democracy is designed to inflict maximum suffering on normal people, stopping just sort of being so intolerable that people might rise against it.
> Governments use emergencies as a pretext to oppress. This process starts with subtlety, but in the end you have a permanent unelected bureaucracy that exists to expand its own power.
> Weird tales of SMS: neighborhood busybody plays 3D-Longhouse-chess, and an HVAC guy wants to show your wife his penis.
> The Pentagon has finally gotten wise to the wily subterfuge of undercover agent James OâKeefe.
đ„A/V of the Weekđ„
> Christian nationalism poster boy Doug Wilson was on Tucker this week, and it somehow wasnât the most impressive video he appeared in.
> An OJ juror acknowledges that their verdict was revenge for Rodney King. One of those âquiet part out loudâ moments that reminds you how tribalism triumphs over liberal adherence to fairness every time.
> ThĂŻccĂžq had Howling Mutant, the funniest freak on Twitter, on his podcast, to discuss his concept of what makes something funny, among other things. Sitting my white ass down and listening.
> Regardless of your opinion on cops, if you watch enough police bodycam footage, you will understand that bad boyz usually pretend to be good boyz right up until they pull the trigger. So you can see why cops can be a little jumpy sometimes. Perhaps this is why they want to discourage the use of body cams.
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stirred the right wing gender resentment hornetsâ nest a few weeks ago and is talking about it with the professional nest-stirrer Radfem Hitler. You can also find Alex discussing similar subject matter with on Maiden, Mother, Matriarch.> Rock âem sock âem cauliflower ear guy wants you to read up on Austrian economic theory. Is libertarianism having a moment?
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hosted to discuss the Rufo/Yarvin debate (see below), and on the WQ (woman question).>
and host for a retrospective on the Alt Right.đ„©Beef of the Weekđ„©
> Absolute must-read from
, a debate between and on the merits of right wing activism. Yarv spent the last year criticizing Rufo for being a tryhard carelord who thinks that incrementally reforming our sacred democracy could save us from destruction. Rufoâs activism, Yarvin argues â rather bitchily we might add â is useless in the long term because itâs tilting at problems that are actually just symptoms of the bigger problem (democracy). Rufo on the other hand, is like âHey man, at least Iâm not just sitting on my ass theorycelling!â Rufo gets off a few stone cold stunners (whew lad, that closer), but in the end, Yarvinâs right: If your American revolution brought you to this, of what use was the American Revolution?đŹCringe CornerđŹ
> Sohrab Ahmari, one of the haters/losers that have blocked the NRP on Twitter (because we dared to neutrally repeat an accusation that his magazine is funded by Soros), punched right this week. Seems like something an absolute piece of shit would do (Weâre not saying that, just neutrally reporting someone who did. Weâd never stoop so low).
đ°Reads of the Weekđ°
> Supremely fascinating Alpha Male Nick Adams profiled in WaPo.
> At First Things, Andrew Beck pays tribute to Brendan Eich on the 10th anniversary of his cancellation at Mozilla, for being a conservative in private.
> Jon Askonas reviews Invention and Innovation: A Brief History of Hype and Failure
by Vaclav Smil.
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critiques third-worldism.>
thinks itâs hard to make good art when all distinctions blur together into a grey slurry, and there are no fundamental rules or shared assumptions underpinning our understanding of reality.>
writes about the re-emergence of private channels and re-embodiment, in a world made increasingly F&G by bots, spam, and noise.>
would like you to please not side with the fat, retarded boomer who stabbed those kids in the river.>
reviews The Three Body Problem adaptation.>
highlights the difficult economic realities of a Left-wing bio-libertarianism that wants you to be able to cut off your balls without having to wait in line behind a kid who needs a kidney transplant.>
reviews Pagan America: The Decline of Christianity and the Dark Age to Come at First Things.>
hates shitlib screenwriter final boss Aaron Sorkin.>
believes that the purpose of the liberal project is to debilitate you.>
went to the Bari Weiss immigration debate in Dallas and it was about as bland as youâd expect.>
would like you to consider the church, the mannerbund, and the militia, three loci of grassroots power that pool together the interests of communities.>
analyzes the power of central banks in a measured and thoughtful way that doesnât read as conspiratorial, but explains why and how they quietly run everything.đŠTweets of the WeekđŠ
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