#180. Fats deported to circus
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🧵Threads of the Week 🧵
> The liberal project can be interpreted as one long effort to normalize pathology and pathologize normalcy.
> Learn a lesson from Mongolian mothermaxxers.
> Giant Gio argues that when they go low, we should go even lower. Total meme war.
> They want you to be like Tim Walz: so humiliated by your history that you won’t stand up for yourself.
> One day kids will spook each other with Stancil Stories to Tell in the Dark.
> The seed oil magnates don’t want RFK anywhere near power. (
)> Disgraced Propagandist considers the conflicting ideological obligations that prevent Inside Out 2 from being something more than woke slop. (
)> The Atlantic thinks race science is “inching its way across the American Right.” It might not just be inching if it wasn’t for Con Inc. gatekeepers. (
)> They say that a conservative is a liberal who’s been mugged and a liberal is a conservative who’s been arrested. Now get ready for “A conservative is a woman whose husband opportunistically trooned out and looted their apartment and went no contact on her all in like one day.” (
)> 9mmSMG lays out a simple, pragmatic case for not chasing a federal abortion ban.
And the 🏆Thread of the Week🏆 award goes to…
> Lafayette Lee further illustrates the ongoing vibe shift from the extremely #relateable perspective of a privately-based guy embedded deep in the longhouse, yearning to be free. (
)🎥A/V of the Week🎥
> The lizard people are just flaunting it in your face at this point.
> May your aim be true and your sights be soy.
💲Consoomer Product of the Week💲
> Out now from
, Julius Evola’s Pagan Imperialism.📰Reads of the Week📰
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visits the Museum of Neoliberalism, which feels very out-of-step with Current Year political discourse.
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has a beef with Christianity, and more specifically, with Christians who insist that actually, Jesus is based, please bro, believe me this time, just join a Catholic church, bro, don’t look at all those thousands of priests and pastors who think Jesus and John Lennon are basically the same deal, bro, please…
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examines the deeply compromised fed honeypot known as Patriot Front on the heels of the big scary New Yorker piece, and makes some recommendations for grassroots righty orgs that really want to make a difference.
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writes about the real-world dragons that stalk your reality, the ones who singe the asses of libertarians who refuse to acknowledge their existence.
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remarks on the spectacle of the substance-free Harris-Walz campaign.
> Brad of
looks at the slavish media adulation of all things Kamabla.
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summarizes the absolute state of Bongland.
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takes you on a long journey from 1990 to today, explaining how everything got so fucked up for Germany.
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critiques the publishing longhouse, and offers an antidote: the niche literary podcast.
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reimagines the longhouse as a “monghouse,” a round Mongolian yurt where maladapted “Yurt Fathers” do the scolding.
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tells a story of high-pandemic psychosis. It’s hard to believe it was this bad, which is why we have to keep reminding ourselves of these stories.
And the 🏆Read of the Week🏆 award goes to…
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explaining why he’s pulling for Trump is something to behold. Yes, he’s a little libtarded, but it does a pretty good job of explaining how the Democratic party has gone to crazy town over the last few decades, especially as it relates to his pet issue of physical health.
🐦Tweets of the Week🐦
And the 🏆Tweet of the Week🏆 award goes to…
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“We have the best tards, some of the best. You see sleepy Joe and krazy Kamala parading their tards around and they dont even have a lisp. Their tards are barely qualified. During my administration retard unemployment levels were at an all-time low. We’re doing very well with the tard community, they show me the polling numbers and we’re doing very well with the tards, better than ever”
A solid compendium.
That thing about how all the crappy food has poisoned us and made us fat and weak and stupid is the first thing that made me affirmatively like RFK, so that’s cool.
Praying for a win, I think we need a miracle for this one.