#188. Repulsive blown-out undercarriage
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🧵Threads of the Week 🧵
> Fellow coomers, should it be a requirement for your wife to service you emotionally/physically within 8 weeks of childbirth (c’mon, not even a courtesy beej?)? Or should we instead assume Donkey Mode, decenter our needs, learn to retain, and remain notoriously unsucked? Moreover, should we refuse to gaze upon our wives’ repulsive blown-out undercarriages? Can all of this discourse be explained by the fact that Twitter rewards loudmouth weirdos with no life experience?
> If you’re not looksmaxxing yet, you better get started, says Signull.
> Crunchy Peaty lady Veronica dissects Bryan “Moon Brah” Johnson’s biomarkers and finds them lacking.
> Owen Cyclops thinks Waking Life presaged the experience of The Scroll.
> L0mez handily explains why men can’t just say “no” to societal feminization.
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, one of the key figures to bring down Harvard plagiarist Claudine Gay, claims that the billionaire DEI crusader who helped his cause had ulterior motives. You know he’s saying it in good faith because he had to eat serious crow to make this acknowledgment.>
breaks down the pablum that was the Call Her Daddy Kamala interview.> Almost all violent crime is the same couple of guys, says Antweegonus.
> Libs stay manipulating procedural outcomes, says
.> They regulated shipping emissions and it warmed the globe, says Palmer Luckey.
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is unequivocally one of our generation’s great prose stylists.And the 🏆Thread of the Week🏆 awards go to…
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breaks down the lore behind Dark MAGA, an insular groupchat joke that became a phenomenon.🎥A/V of the Week🎥
> On
’s podcast, the CEO of geoengineering firm Rainmaker discusses whether it’s even possible for us to trigger a hurricane.>
talks to ”face of natalism” Malcom Collins.>
hosts ex-Compact editor to discuss her failed cancellation attempt and much more.> Billy Bragg will introduce you to a real, live person of demon possessed?
📰Reads of the Week📰
> In
, sees JD Vance as the latest in a line of Scots-Irish futurists.
> And they sent
to North Carolina to document an apocalyptically bungled relief effort.
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acknowledges that the main reason young people aren’t getting married is because they’re terrified they’ll end up divorced like their own parents, and wonders what the West’s rampant divorce rate has done to us.
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explains why Americans need to remove the term “legal immigrant” from their vocabulary.
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writes a sprawling exposition on Nick Land and birth rates.
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reviews Sean McMeekin’s book about the history of communism.
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looks at a Catholic town funded by a pizza billionaire, and other forms of intentional right-wing community.
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offers a sobering account of the current state of universal suffrage in the West.
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asks the Applebaum Question, and fact checks her accounting of mean whites being mean to Indians before the dashing feds swooped in to stop them.
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argues that Americans don’t want to live in soulless suburbs, it’s just the next best option to living in a lawless city run by insane progs.
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goes long on Houellebecq, reviewing all his books.
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thinks natalism is incompatible with liberalism.
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, documents the growth of the malicious and incoherent slur, “Woke Right.”
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looks deeper into the explosive pagers than anyone we’ve seen so far.
And the 🏆Read of the Week🏆 award goes to…
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writes about how Britain’s class structure, despite its flaws, gave its citizens identity, meaning, and direction — even the proles — before it all collapsed into one gray blob.
🐦Tweets of the Week🐦
And the 🏆Tweet of the Week🏆 awards go to…
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Re: the postpartum tweets, I really think one of the great potential benefits of marriage is that it can teach men not to be slaves to their physical appetites, and women not to be slaves to their emotions.
I say "potential," though, because first a spouse has to be willing to accept that they aren't the center of the universe (and maybe as regards the tweets specifically, that not every thought you have, especially in the turmoil of a huge life change, should be broadcast to millions of strangers.)
Incredible compilation, this is becoming a must read every time it's published, banger after banger with lost gemralds peppered throughout. Bravo, fr fr.