#222. A time of darkness. A world of fear. The age of gargoyles.
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🧵Threads of the Week 🧵
> They want to sell federal land to make affordable housing but we’ve got plenty of that just sitting around. Besides, it’s not their land to sell.
> The ascendant Bumbadum explains how you’re already paying for illegal immigration.
> War sucks now, says
.> Bugman Hegel writes a new kind of land acknowledgment.
> Another day, another absolutely horrific story the predation of surrogate fathers, brought to you by the Bob Woodward of homophobia, Anna Slatz.
> Why do libs love to cram freaky sex stuff in your video games? It’s because they hate normal sex and want to overturn it.
> Thad thinks we are going to see more Days of Rage.
> Cool, creepy thread on extremely isolated communities that seem to devolve to almost zoo animal level.
> Ben thinks hardy young Americans should be picking your rutabagas. Is this the new Panda Express? Or standing up to the Chamber of Commerce?
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explains the Caitlin Clark mystique, thinks the WNBA should drop the butch and lean into babes.> Some guy teaches you how to become a nomadic steppe warrior.
> Apparently immigrant grooming gangs have a rape signal now.
> If you have to be colonized, make it British.
> No, Mamdani isn’t a secret Muslim Brotherhood member, explains
, just another Otheroid.> They are teaching our army men how not to rape, but some of them aren’t getting it.
> More important people are discovering the benefits of Physical Removal.
And the 🏆Thread of the Week🏆 awards go to…
> You knew Helen Keller was fake and gay, but Marie Curie? Are all my heckin’ badass Women in STEM a bunch of frauds?
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contributed analysis of the winking nature of Sabrina Carpenter’s performance, where appealing to the male gaze is just a subversive feminist “bit” that she’s doing. All in service to balding 40yo Pitchfork writers who’ve lost the ability to enjoy pop music that isn’t buried under layers of irony.>
managed to turn the tide of chaos in his family and put together a safe and healthy home for his kids. This is what it means to win.😬Cringe of the Week 😬
> A “based” watch maker came out against “antisemitism” with a nazi-bashing ad, going so far as to dox one of its critics, and got roundly and deservedly bashed for it.
🎥A/V of the Week🎥
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hosted Nick Land on Caribbean Rhythms, setting the record straight on accelerationism.> A lot of people prognosticating about the Israel-Iran stuff, but we turn first to three crazy-ass white boys (
, , ).> Repentant prog Ben Cobley discusses the seductive power of progressivism with
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talks to the funniest man on Twitter, Howling Mutant.> After nearly a decade, new Million Dollar Extreme.
> In Germany they will throw you in jail for meming too hard.
🥩Beef of the Week 🥩
> Nick Fuentes is holding Matt Walsh’s feet to the fire. Maybe leave room for people to grow, NICK!
📰Reads of the Week 📰
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vented his exhaustion with desert squabbles.
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reviews the NYT coverage of the Skrmetti decision, which bans “gender-affirming care” for minors in Tennessee.
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looks at a progressive community that became noticeably less progressive the moment shit got real.
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does you the favor of writing an exhaustive argument against selling off federal land.
> A few weeks ago we featured an essay by
that argued the Christian concept of imago dei necessarily leads to gay race communism. For American Reformer, Grayson Quaye offers a rebuttal.
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thinks its nbd if Iran has nukes.
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is taking a victory lap after seeing through the hysteria and groupthink that swirled around Elon, which he describes as rather leftoid.
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warns against building a movement around big-brained theorycels.
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thinks things have gone terribly wrong, and it’s because you keep running that mouth.
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tells tales of a more muscular Christendom.
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, the guy who tells you when movies are unintentionally or secretly based, is back with another review for 28 Years Later.
> A while back we tweeted that someone should build a based chatbot trained on a corpus of right-wing philosophy and literature. Well,
is kinda doing it, with fascinating results.
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indulges in a little schizoid rambling about the Saturnine qualities of Soundgarden’s Black Hole Sun.
> Reading
as an American is a surreal experience because you just can’t believe how bad they’ve allowed the censorship regime to get in Germany, but there he is, every week, reporting on yet another indignity.
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paints a terrifying very-near future picture where delicate infrastructure is vulnerable to cheap drones, which he suggests will change the way the world works at a fundamental level.
And the 🏆Read of the Week🏆 award goes to…
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reminds us that the heckin’ Native Americans were not wholesome chungus, despite the modern retcon.
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examines fascinating, shifting Jewish stereotypes and how they animated the founding of Israel.
💬Comment of the Week💬
> From
:Could the ancient mind even comprehend a woman fucking one thousand random dudes in a day?
Could the most decadent of rulers even imagine it? Let alone some random peasant or even a slave?
I don’t even think the crassest of whores could have imagined it.
Its like a profane factory line, the act of sex is packaged and mass produced.
Every day we stray further from god.
🐦Tweets of the Week🐦
And the 🏆Tweet of the Week🏆 awards go to…
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RIP to the Z Man. Apparently he died recently. Big influence and old head of the Paleo-Con/ Dissident world.
I had a mental health crisis throughout the week due to the lack of NRP last week. Happy Juneteenth, Dudley.