#62. Karen stole my bike
Plus: Houseless folx with big feelings living rough, e-girl feds, safety lunches, rock-ribbed Baptists, and much more!
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Threads of the Week
> That bike-stealing Emmett Till-accusing-ass Karen didn’t actually steal that bike.
> Today’s slate of coddling momfluencers talk about their kids’ “BIG FEELINGS” which is often just code for “bratty public tantrum.” But now, we’re apparently using the term to refer to homeless people screaming directly in your face that they are the third revelation.
While we’re at it, we’ve seen the phrase “living rough” ten times in the last month from the rose emoji class. Is this the new, kinder way to say “houseless”? Because to us it sounds like a romantic tramp riding the rails in a boxcar, cooking a can of beans over a fire, etching tramp signals into fenceposts. Living rough! The firmware update do be getting downloaded.
> The feds are leveraging deployments of cute girls. Their hair? On point. Their footwear? Sensible. They are coming to your house, and they just have a few questions.
> POV: You are living in a late capitalist dumpster fire hellscape, and lunch will not be provided. Do you a.) eat cheese and crackers, or b.) simply starve?
> Women be preparing meals and doing emotional labor that nobody asked for.
> Whatever you do, don’t tell girls that you’re good at computers.
> Actaeon Press explores sport, beauty, and nihilism.
> Do you remember the covid era? Cultural Husbandry remembers.
> Spider Miner posts a handy guide to American Christian denominations.
Beef of the Week
“Vitalist skin-suit wearer” Med Gold vs “Resentful incel” Martin. Who will win, in today’s thrilling episode of…
Audio/Video of the Week
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on , on the rise and fall of Vice, once a genuinely subversive, surprising mag that you’d read at Barnes & Noble with one eye looking out for your mom, and now a tedious as hell, Soros-owned regime propaganda rag that’s 100% mom approved.>
back again this week with another banger, this time speaking with , author of Christian Nationalism: A Biblical Guide for Taking Dominion and Discipling Nations. Call your glazier, the Overton Window on Christian Nationalism is going to need a bigger frame.> Alex Kaschuta’s wonderful full NatCon talk. If you’re looking for a 15m primer on what the new right is all about, you could do worse.
Tweets of the Week
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