#69. His smile and optimism: gone
Uncle Ted thirst trap, big tits round asses, mostly peaceful Aztecs, our gay United States, and much more!
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Threads of the Week
> Little lord fauntleroy robbed in the Upper West Side! Those beastly boys stole his lolly, and now he must ask daddy for another. Jokes aside, it’s easy for soul-damaged lefties to hate on this New York Lonely Boy’s foppish lewk, but let’s remember that he’s the victim of circumstance. And by circumstance we mean some sort of spaniards and the stage parents who are dressing him up like a dandy.
> Uncle Ted died. We remember him as an advocate of self discipline, an MK Ultra experiment, a fashion plate, a thirst trap, and all-around swell guy who made a few mistakes.
> It isn’t any single thing said by ponytailed streamer Vaush that makes us think he might have certain forbidden inclinations. It’s all the things.
> Neighborhood mooner psychoanalyzed.
> Real men love big ol’ tits. Real broke men, that is.
> Lomez wrecks Hanania’s case for immigration.
> A quarter century later, some history nerd defends Jared Diamond.
> Another history nerd claimed that Roman warriors weren’t shredded, and claims some literal fascists got assmad about it.
Audio/Video of the Week
> The Red Scare gals get to the bottom of what the fuck is wrong with Delicious Tacos.
Longreads of the Week
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seen Epsteinpoasting in IM-1776. A distillation of his exhaustive, must-listen 3-part podcast analysis.
> Patrick Deneen profiled in Politico.
> You knew that America was fake, but did you also know that it’s gay?
tracks our great gayification.
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continues his radical chic reportage, explaining in this installment The Slap wot occurred before ’ NYC reading. It is a tale of messy bitches who love drama, edgy rich kids with an inflated view of their own importance, on both sides. It must really grate on these types that the most interesting shit happening in the scene is in fact not happening in downtown NYC, and all they can do is huff the fumes left over from the Gawker vs Tao Lin lit blog era.
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continues his weekly Substack roundups. We plucked a few particularly shiny gems from his latest:>
looks at the American health insurance racket.
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at looks at the Aztecs, who just wanted to be left alone to sing kumbaya around campfire and other such peaceful rituals.
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writes about the horrific baby-knifings of Annecy, which don’t just pass through town arbitrarily like the weather, but are the result of policy, both foreign and domestic.
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, on the our similarly fake and gay military, which waves the rainbow flag when it suits its interests.
Tweets of the Week
