#72. Your trailerwife, sir
Slutty tradwives, inspirationally diverse submarine companies, abortion jokes, right-wing Marxists, and much more!
Welcome to the NRP. We are publishing the absolute best of those extremely online extremists known as the new right — “All the shit that’s fit to poast.”
Threads of the Week
> A wholesome tradwife preparing cheap zogslop for her brood put the e-right into a group spergfest. Sensitive young men were stunned to witness an actual cutie living a quiet life of humble domesticity instead of being a vapid perma-brunching Insta-thot. Then she turned out to be not so trad after all. Is she a potent symbol for a type of person, a community, a society, that’s been disenfranchised, betrayed by modernity? Or just another broke-ass ho with suckable toes?
> Right wing elites need to get their shit together, says
. It’s time to build patronage networks, to move money to the young, hungry people who can make an impact. Time to get organized, get nasty. Start thinking like a Soros. Start being the dark money shadow elite they think you are.>
reports that after buying a used Mad Catz N64 controller with joystick drift off of eBay to control his submarine, the OceanGate CEO replaced his stubborn, safety-obsessed staff with inspirational diversity. Not saying that’s why the biggest maritime disaster of the year happened, but…> Matt Walsh claims that the originators of trans agenda were nazis, and the e-right is like, “Cool it with the anti-antisemetic remarks.”
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writes on how you need to have a healthy body that’s fully engaged in physical space to transmit accurate information about the world to your soul.Audio/Video of the Week
> James O’Keefe put out a music video(?) with trans-exclusionary transwoman Pariah the Doll, and we’ll tolerate goofy shit like this as long as he keeps exposing horny regime functionaries over tapas.
> Double whammy from
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invites Zero Hedge’s David Pinsen to ride the Carousel this week, to discuss the arcane machinations that dictate how behemoth brands like Bud Lite are responding to the consumer backlash to their miscalculated prog push.Longreads of the Week
> Grayson Quay’s heart longs for just one comedian to tell a real, risky abortion joke, rather than stopping just at the line of respectability.
> In IM-1776, Owen Cyclops offers a counterpoint to the mag’s last essay about psychedelics.
> In this week’s 😬😬😬CRINGE CORNER😬😬😬, a right-punching National Review piece by Bobby Miller on the rise of Right-Wing Marxism. It’s a handy case study in the boomercon mindset, which is inevitably on the way out.
So, if I think government and corporations collaborate to crush normal people, I’m a Marxist. If I think it’s just government, I’m a principled conservative. Is that how this works?
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writes about the reflexive urge to cast real-world events as theatrical productions, complete with villains who deserve to be destroyed and discarded.
> Charles Haywood reviews Deneen, saying he’s good at diagnosing problems but falls short of accurately prescribing solutions.
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goes deep on the Durham Report. A good look into insidious, imperceptible ways that evil forces nudge levers within the machine of bureaucracy.
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reviews Pulitzer Prize-winning Andrea Long Chu’s Females, which argues that men like sissy porn because it gives them a taste of the fear and humiliation that all women endure, all the time. And all men can and should “get off” on this. And it’s like…OK, but maybe that’s just you, ya lil’ freak. Maybe instead of men trying to dehumanize themselves to feel “more like” women, we could try to humanize women instead?Tweets of the Week
