#81. Writing slurs on your gratitude poncho
Featuring: autistic fashionistas, aerosolized microplastics, kissless zoomers, usurious muslims, beleaguered memers, and more!
Welcome to the NRP. We are publishing the absolute best of those extremely online extremists known as the new right — “All the shit that’s fit to poast.”
Threads of the Week
> Autistic fashion designers are ripping off the scene’s most influential theorycels.
> Lots of Barbie commentary out there. This one and that one are our two favorites.
> Great, juuust great. *slaps newspaper on breakfast table* Now we’re breathing the microplastics? Life’ll kill ya.
> No Jesuit Tricks eats biscuits and gravy at the auto repair shop.
> You are being bombarded by infohazards all day long. You need an ideological tin foil hat.
> It’s easy to believe that America isn’t imperialistic when its empire is so detached from national interests, and so overwhelmingly financially dominant that they almost never have to flex their military.
> The McCarthy Era did not go down like you think it did, but it’s not as bad as what we have today.
> Youngsters are free to be whatever they want, which has led to their paralysis, prolonged adolescence, and alienation from one another.
Audio/Video of the Week
> Climate change activist banquet absolutely btfo (beeped the fuck out).
> Tysenberg joins the Exit podcast to discuss his “cancellation insurance” project he’s spent the last couple years building.
Longreads of the Week
> Titus Techera on Matthew The Stoat’s right wing-ish art exhibition in IM-1776.
> Pirates are as American as apple pie, says
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> RIP hockey, the last manly sport.
> We’ve always wondered how muslims get around usury laws.
explains in a fascinating overview of financing within Islam.
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guestsposts on to discuss the latest on beleaguered memer Doug Mackey.
> You know that Master & Commander is a certified bro classic. Guys being dudes on the open sea. But what about a little somethin for the ladies?
covers both films.
> Sneering hipster decries the cross-pollination of alt lit and new right scenes, tale as old as time. Pity these oversocialized MFA kids. They’ll never have the chance to feel transgressive or edgy again, which is their whole thing.
Consoomer Product of the Week
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