#83. I want to claim my t*ts
Featuring gaslit boomers, dirtbag left dictators, seagull-subduing chads, urban reconquistas, our first fan art, and more!
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Threads of the Week
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breaks down the Boomer mindset and its current propensity toward conspiracy as a response to being relentlessly gaslit from every direction.> Zaddy is back. That’s right,
has returned to the medium that made him famous, only this time, with threads neatly formatted as bluecheck longpoasts. Tech as infohazard. The modern nude emperor’s propaganda wing. Race is real, but you can be nice about it.>
wants to harness the power of the “Dissent Economy.”> Newsweek figured out that we’re liking Barbie wrong.
> Scratch a dirtbag leftie and find a soft pink baby who would gulag his enemies the second he had any real power.
> WTF I love civil rights now.
does too.Fan Art of the Week
> Twitter user @PoThePerson wondered how she could be included in the NRP, and we suggested she draw something. She came up with this lovely portrat of the “average NRP reader”:
Audio/Video of the Week
> Area dad subdues the earth while longhouse harridans shriek. Once he secures dominion over birds of the air, said onlookers coo with delight. The eternal foid.
Longreads of the Week
> Like many of his fellow BAP biographers, Graeme NORWOOD makes Bronze Age Pervert out to be a pretty cool guy. Eh espouses fascism and doesn’t afraid of anything.
> Obama is the “Magic Negro of the billionaire industrial complex.” Also: Bi-rack O-Bi-ma confirmed bisexual.
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writes a statement of contrition for his former objectivist ways.>
takes a break from CRT discourse to discuss Orban’s regime, which is “using progressive means to achieve conservative ends.”> Part 2 of
’s series on environmentalism continues, tracking our trajectory toward a Mass Extinction Event.> We like to throw the r-word from time to time, but please understand the NRP editorial board’s position that such folk are precious gifts, literally touched by angels, as described in this lovely piece by serious up-and-comer
.> Philip Voodoo asks: Can we retake the cities?
Tweets of the Week
Cant wait to be able to pick up my bi-weekly edition of the NRP newspaper and read it on the breakfast table. Love the illustration!
As for that illustration - woah, he's literally me