#185. Houseless brains
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🧵Threads of the Week 🧵
> You’ve heard of houseless folks, but Respect Elves found a guy whose dang brain is houseless. Maybe we should do something about this stuff…
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charts the decline of Soyentific American by reviewing its current masthead.> Almond dad C. G. Hill warns against Zyn pouches, which you knew were full of nasty stuff that probably wants to bypass your blood-brain barrier.
> Doranimated breaks down the insane logistics and operational complexities involved in blowing 1,700 Hezbollah dicks off.
> What’s happening in Springfield is not just happening in Springfield, reports America 2100.
> You don’t want to retvrn to tradition, you want simply want to retvrn rules and restraints to their proper place so your society can be vital again and continue pushing on into the future, says
.> Feelsdesperate explains how leftists use mass politics as a means of showcasing and applying their morality, whereas conservatives mostly think morality is more than just believing the right things and pulling a lever.
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explains in a measured and reasonable way, the case against diversity.>
expertly dissects a paragraph of Cormac McCarthy’s writing.> Matt Walsh details the media blackout that prevented the Hollywood press from seeing his hit documentary coming.
And the 🏆Thread of the Week🏆 award goes to…
> Monsieur le Baron feels like one of those accounts that’s not right or left but some secret third thing, but we appreciated his big brainy thread on metamodernity and the stories Americans use to define their place in the world.
🎥A/V of the Week🎥
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on Dave Smith’s Part of the Problem podcast.>
joins on his inaugural podcast episode, on Tolkien, transhumanism, spiritual bodybuilding, and the many faces of evil that haunt both history and mythos.>
chats with recently-poasted Hollywood threadmeister Rambo Van Halen.>
pays tribute to late-night radio sensation Art Bell, who introduced a generation to the paranormal.> Trump mogs Bitcoin bros.
> Thank God for sov’d up libertarian belligerents like
for humiliating FBI agents, America’s freedom rests on the shoulders of guys who just won’t go along.🕵️♂️Dudley of the Week🕵️♂️
> Your EIC Dudley made an appearance this week on Isaac Simpson’s Carousel podcast, where we discussed Matt Walsh’s comments on sick days and work ethic. Do you want to give 110% to your employer? Or should you extract as much value from the Longhouse as possible while giving as little as you can in return?
📰Reads of the Week📰
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’s Richard Greenhorn reviews Matt Walsh’s “Am I Racist” and finds it wanting.> We promised ourselves we wouldn’t post any more Churchill stuff, but this one from
snuck by. It’s about something bigger.> You’ve been lectured about the poor starving ghetto children subsisting on syrup sandwiches in so-called “food deserts.” But
counts the calories and reveals that those deserts were mirages all along.>
is back at IM-1776 with another esoteric tale of military industrial intrigue.>
outlines his dream book publisher.>
explains how most journalists fail to do the very basic functions of their job.>
examines the post-war international consensus that we’re told is holding everything together.>
thinks the motherly instincts that inspire women to acquire Whiskers instead of producing a baby may satisfy their maternal instincts via other means.>
explores the Archie Bunker archetype and how it is used to shame and warn open-minded thinkers away from dangerous ideas.>
, on systemic racism and systemic radishes.>
extolls Trump’s unique comedic virtues.>
explores the myths and ongoing mythologizing we must confront if we want to break through the Marvelized version of history that drives today’s politics.And the 🏆Read of the Week🏆 award goes to…
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explains the fable of progressive innocence whereby leftism can never fail, only people can fail leftism.🐦Tweets of the Week🐦
And the 🏆Tweet of the Week🏆 awards go to…
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Carlin tweet is way too accurate
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