#125. A big iron on his hip
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🧵Threads of the Week🧵
My very dear readers: The indications are very strong that we are heading into a constitutional crisis. Lest I should not be able to write again, I feel impelled to write a few lines that may fall under your eye when I shall be no more.
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has a plan for total gubernatorial victory, involving the deployment of the State Guard — like the National Guard, but for states — an entity we just learned existed.> The new right is attracting e-girls and making money, and its leaders are self-doxxing to maximize their chances of snagging both.
thinks we’re at an inflection point, 2024 is the Year of the Frog, if they can resist the temptation to tread water or cuck for short-term clout.> Tysenberg has launched Pluribus, a crowdfunded anti-cancellation insurance platform that lets you commit to help out your anonymous bros financially in the event of a doxxing, deplatforming, or related catastrophe. Supporters don’t have to pay anything unless the worst happens, which makes it easier for brokies to show support, and for creators to rest easy, knowing they have a parachute. Thank you, Tysenberg, very cool.
🎥A/V of the Week🎥
> James O’Keefe catfishes a capitol hill intern, and this time he puts himself in the hot seat. You watch the clip and it’s like man, James O’Keefe really embodies the role of a gay guy on a date. He’s such a good actor. James O’Keefe is so good at pretending to be a gay man.
> Fly the flammable skies with DEI Airlines.
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is joined by Dimes from the Blood Satellite podcast to discuss Harold Innis and Marshall McLuhan, and the time-bending nature of online.> Missed this one last week, but
’s interview with Twitter statsmonger was released, and if you can get past the Siri vocal disguise, it’s a good’n.😬Cringe of the Week😬
> Sailer V Stancil: Hicklib Will Stancil prides himself on his ability to cut through the discourse to look at the data. But the data (his righteous stats that are in the service of good) always tells him that every lib canard is etched in stone by lightning from the mouth of god science. This week, Stancil met a level 99 data wizard named Steve Sailer, and all he could do was point and sputter John Oliver-tier name-calling.
📰Longreads of the Week📰
> The Rockefeller Foundation is funding your Bible Study, because they want you to be wise unto salvation through faith in Jesus Christ. Kidding, these people hate Christianity and want to subvert your faith and demoralize you into supporting progressive causes that will enrich them at your expense. Megan Basham follows the money.
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thinks legions of sensitive young men are waiting for a leader to give them the word.
> Steve Sailor weighs in on the FAA’s competence crisis.
> Grayson Quay says Milei, being libertarian, can’t fully speak truth to power at Davos because it’s a convergence of business and government interests who are all too happy to keep the market humming to satisfy evermore our self-annihilating desires.
> You thought avocado oil would save you. “It has a high smoke point,” you thought. “Perfect for stir fries.” You thought you could keep your crispety crunchety treats from Trader Joes. “B-but the avocado is a fruit!” you protest. “It’s not seed oil!” Hmm, technically true, but it’s pretty close. There are no shortcuts. You must cook with animal fat, says
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> The LA Times gave up its mission long ago, says
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reports that the world’s most powerful knob-twiddlers want your life to start sucking by roughly 85% in order to save the planet.
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thinks the right should cool it with the anti-union remarks.
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says that huwhite people shouldn’t abandon the institutions — not even the military.
🐦Tweets of the Week🐦
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Stancil has always been a fraud, a wordcel history grad LARPing as a data expert. This comeuppance is richly deserved.
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