#164. Slonkable
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weaved together: 1. the countercultural dietary wisdom of Weston Price and Sally Fallon, 2. skepticism for pharmaceutical solutioneering and institutional health and wellness programming, and 3. masculine bodybuilding aesthetics. The convergence of these ideas became a load-bearing pillar for the new right, inspiring many to hit the gym and ask their butcher about his offal offerings. Itâs striking how this trend came largely from just this one guy posting so hard, and how well his ideas took â itâs no longer acceptable to be a fat slop-eating right winger. Anyway, REN was growing far too powerful, so you know they had to get his ass. An organization called âHope Not Hateâ (blech!) revealed his identity last week, and wouldnât you know it, like others doxxed before him, he turned out to be quite slonkable indeed. Oh, and for the folks who have absolutely zero sense of humor, heâs not a swarthoid; heâs just a Dark Briton.> They found a guy with saggy tits and a cute lilâ tummy who may or may not be Bronze Age Pervert.
> Seems like every few weeks now another homosexual comes forward to acknowledge that the â+â in LGBTQ+ stands for âpedophilia.â
explains how foundational grooming is to the gay experience.> The âmedia literacyâ meme keeps popping up, as lefties continue to make the midwit claim that conservatives are too stupid to understand that their lazy, in-your-face propaganda slop is at their expense. You canât simply enjoy entertainment at face value. The way to be a good consoomer is to be enough of a clever boy to peer underneath the text to find the fake-deep subtext. Alan Moore and his consequences.
> Racism isnât real, says
. Itâs just in-group preference.> You thought the friend-enemy distinction didnât apply to child rapists? Think again.
> Rich people are nice, poor people are mean, according to
âs research.> Small business owners could be here.
> Scearpo gives us another one of his trademark effortposts where he talks like Agent Smith about how much he hates everybody, but darned if it doesnât get the blood pumping.
> Another great Vandie thread about a mostly-ignored history, this time, about the Lakota Sioux.
> Cracker Barrell has fallen, and Nashvilleâs Pamphleteer has the full story.
> Theyâre doing âmodern Lysenkoismâ in Texas.
> Radical modern monastic Christian movements showed promise in the â00s, but when the regime aligned with the Left, they gradually cucked out.
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thinks Nick Fuentes isnât so much âcontrolled oppositionâ as as he is an embarrassing clown that the left can stick to their enemies.đ„A/V of the Weekđ„
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and Spencer Klaven discuss why the right has such a hard time getting into the institutions they despise and their respective attempts to grapple with the rightâs situation in arts and culture.>
and explain the alt-right and its fallout.>
and review a potential Nigel Farage victory that could keep Britbongs whitepilled.>
debuts her podcast with a talk on AI, academia, and other nightmares.> Itâs a double dose of Auron this week, as Michael Malice brings on
to talk about his book and more.> Project Veritas exposes the State Departmentâs strategy to make the great replacement theory an official U.S. policy.
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in American Mind argues that the right is obsessed with âmoving the needleâ due to their political psyche. Their best asset is their status outside the mainstream. The insistence on âforcing politics upstream from cultureâ has produced no art and is the wrong roadmap to red pill normies. Like Chief Keef said, thatâs some shit that Isaac âdonât like.â> Itâs a manâs world, anon!
describes the decline of masculinity with John Carter (the pulp hero, not the prolific Substacker) as its rare exception in 21st-century media. Despite all the hard times after the year 2000, fictional characters often lean into cliches, whether the doubtful protagonist or the cartoonish tyrant. If DR media can scale the walls of leftist opposition, it must overcome the writers and directors who âraise their daughters as sons.â> While you were sleeping,
wrote four original songs, two comprehensive clapbacks, three podcast episodes, and three sprawling manifestos. In his latest, Walt finds a potential coalition between not just trads and anti-woke gays, but the reactionary feminists too. Those familiar with the latter group can find plenty of overlap with his fourteen principles to escape the longhouse. The proposal may not be the answer for everyone, and definitely wonât appease each faction, yet it does try to peer pressure normie women back into normalcy.> Mark Hemingway in The Federalist documents disgraced alt rocker Ryan Adamsâ fall from stardom. Due to the #MeToo effect, many have treated musicians with a purity standard that rarely existed at its peak. Hemingway reminds us that all those escapades with addictive personality types were romanticized in song and film form. Meanwhile, Adams and his ilk are put under the microscope. The path to redemption, even among controversial figures, remains to be encouraged in public discourse.
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displays the history of aesthetics in American media, from wholesome realism to its transgressive replacement. As wokeness took over the entertainment industry, it installed its own ethics system, prioritizing vulgar individual desires. While the left tries to synthesize both in a dysmorphic way, the author finds a romantic path out of decadent media as an alternative to neoclassical aesthetics.> Libertarians were wrong about freedom and drugs. Theodore Dalrymple in City Journal plays narc and debunks arguments in favor of drug leniency. Everyone from John Stuart Mill to Henry David Theroux has been implicated with inserting needles as a human right. Despite the hype from hippies and politicians appealing to Lockean principles, thereâs nothing pragmatic or philosophically cool about an early grave.
> The regime has revealed its hard power.
describes the stranglehold of the managerial state and their Nixonian blacklist against subversives (all the people we like). The Trump trial represents the American Empire trying to save face amid their declining influence.> Duncan Reyburn explains how widespread mental illness has resulted in the therapeutic model expanding into all facets of life. As a social phenomenon, peer pressure for conformity has longhoused the institutions and set new managers in charge. Whereâd the HR ladies come from? An inverted morality that parallels modern standards in art and politics.
> 80âs nostalgia is over? Frederick Kaufman in Unherd argues that the yuppie archetype may have been fully and finally indicted with the Trump trial. Beyond the political sentiment, Trump has ended the sympathy towards the Gordon Geckos of the world. The verdict? The end of the triumphant yuppies and their free reign as sympathetic managers of the regime.
> Americaâs complicated relationship with sex is, in fact, political.
in Blaze argues that the intimidation of the regime keeps the population from adopting better values. Therefore, the angle of these well-read Marxist scholars becoming bluepilled in the universities is half the story. The peer pressure causes the ideology, not the education. An important distinction to avoid boomer rhetorical traps.> For the real heads out there, a beyond-esoteric joke from childless dark elf
, parodying an earlier post from . You know youâve made it in right-wing Substackland when the haters are parodying your posting formats.đŠTweets of the WeekđŠ
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Gonna run with âchildless dark elfâ and turn it into a brand for hot alternative women sick of the narrative in the underground music scene.
Pretty sure I saw Slonkable play just before Snot on the second stage at Ozzfestâ98 at Alpine Valley, WI.