#189. Clash of the Christophers
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🥩Beef of the Week🥩
> There are whispers in the groupchats. Chastisements, tone policing, wild accusations, purity tests, veiled threats, firm denunciations. Screenshots are being weaponized. Factions are forming. Friends are becoming enemies. Crazy-ass white boys are wilin’ OUT. It’s Total Timeline War between two of our best DEI-slaying Christophers. Autistic wunderkind
went Leeroy Jenkins with some spicy remarks about our greatest (and thriftiest) ally this week, implying that indie conservative media was compromised, even controlled, by certain…interests. felt obligated to denounce. This was, as they say, “Erm, not a good look,” for Chris, the younger. The most Zogged-up neocons you know cheered Rufo vigorously, and yet, Brunet persisted, embracing new groyperous allies, suggesting that this attack was based on his desire to report on immigration. Not true said Team Rufo, it was actually because he is a messy bitch who lives for drama. explained how the sausage is made, and as is often the case, gets the last word, expertly reminding us that none of us should care so much about this Israel shit that we forget what really matters: friendship.Boys, boys, may I remind you: We Have Three Weeks.
🧵Threads of the Week 🧵
> Slatz is really good at finding instances of Two Rwords Fighting, like this one where Science Trusters are clashing with Indigenous Ways of Knowing Appreciators.
> Missed this one at the tail end of last week: That guy who complaining about his disinterested post-partum wife? He’s taking matters into his own hands.
> They really are killing babies after they’re born.
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digresses on “normiesadism,” which occurs when twerps go into genocidal (literally) rage.> Gary explains Elon’s unique genius (it’s not raw IQ).
> As Quintus explains, it’s also because Elon’s the world’s greatest aspie whisperer and autismo wrangler.
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has a bold suggestion for stopping crime before it happens.> He also has a hell of a triggering story about eating pie with his grandfather.
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analyzes Gretchen Whitmer’s sacrilicious communion wafer parody.> Isaac also went hard on corporatized slumlords, who are now beefing with Venezuelan gangs. Let them fight.
> Mason posted a squatters rights horror story complete with Michael Meyers-ass footage.
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and his networked city startup thumb their noses at the NYT reporters who tried to strangle their project.> Robert Sterling thinks JD Vance is poised to be a great rhetorician.
> Grant just wants to live the good life.
And the 🏆Thread of the Week🏆 award goes to…
> Scearpo takes on prostitution and my Lordt the hideous sentences this feller dreams up. Hideous enough for this week’s trophy. Honorable mention for his strategy for surviving the museum meat gauntlet.
🎥A/V of the Week🎥
> Billy Bragg will introduce you to a real, live person-of-possession.
> Magills recontextualizes a white dude.
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and talk to a defence tech investor betting on Turbo America.> Can you spot what’s missing from this footage of Tim Walz’s Pheasant Hunt? Brittany couldn't.
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explores the meaning of forgiveness, which is not for cucks, as it turns out.>
interviews , dispelling myths on immigration and crime.📰Reads of the Week📰
> Helen Andrews is out at AmCon. Could it be that the vast Ta-Nehisi Coatespiracy has soldiers even within AmCon’s ranks? For Compact, Helen savages Coates’s latest.
> Speaking of savage,
’s latest will fill you with righteous ire about what they’re doing to Appalachia.
> Savage is a real theme this week.
tears recent AI utopian manifestos to shreds.
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has some big ideas about improving our human capital.
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comes out swinging against cars like it’s a Street Fighter II mini-game.
At City Journal,
comprehensively outlines our managed democracy.
And the 🏆Read of the Week🏆 awards go to…
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’s piece on FanDuel Americans — apolitical normies who just want you to stop hassling them about pronouns so they can retvrn to getting baked and watching the game — homes in on an archetype we’ve all been thinking about, and now we’ve got a term to describe it.
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’s banger streak continues. His latest will have you sympathizing with with girlbosses, high-functioning women who once held high-status roles that required their intelligence. Such pro-social roles that have tragically evaporated, leaving them with no alternative to the middle-management-cat-lady ladder.
🕵️♂️Dudley of the Week🕵️♂️
> Dudster appeared on the
podcast talking about the most patrician of sub-generations: The Elder Millennial.🐦Tweets of the Week🐦
And the 🏆Tweet of the Week🏆 awards go to…
There you have it, folks. Another week in the bag. As always, we are publishing All the Shit that’s Fit to Poast. Follow us on Twitter or Substack Notes for lots of other banter and hijinks between issues that you won’t see here.
hey dudley just wanted to say thanks for retweeting my burner last week, u helped me find my frens and i appreciate that
Cheers to the hardest working man in the content sphere.