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hey dudley just wanted to say thanks for retweeting my burner last week, u helped me find my frens and i appreciate that

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millennial snot was a masterpiece btw, i literally sent it to my family, write more

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thx bro!

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Oct 19Liked by Dudley Newright

Cheers to the hardest working man in the content sphere.

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Oct 19Liked by Dudley Newright

Walz's Pheasant hunt, my twitter response:

Besides something missing, there is also something added: blaze orange. Blaze orange attire is only required for deer hunting. Those aren't pheasant hunters, those are actors who stopped off at Cabella's otw to the photo op.

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Oct 18Liked by Dudley Newright

"Missed this one at the tail end of last week: That guy who complaining about his disinterested post-partum wife? He’s taking matters into his own hands."

I went in expecting a certain joke and got something much worse/better/hilarious?

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Oct 19Liked by Dudley Newright

The Tammany Hall comment is so true. Another one of those paradigmatic events used in almost all textbooks was the Teapot Dome Scandal. The Navy signed a no-bid contract. That was it. Compare to Jack Abramoff scandal, where he was convicted of NOT committing an act of corruption.

Media account: Abramoff was an EVIL corrupt reTHUGlican who did corruptions!

Actual events: Abramoff represented both parties, and was convicted of accepting money from injun casinos then not actually using it to "lobby" (i.e., bribe politicians.)

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Oct 18Liked by Dudley Newright

What a Poast -

-Hanania as much as I think he can fuck himself for calling the 10 year old who killed himself a weakling, did do a good job explaining the sausage.

-Quintus convinced me he understands autistic engineers perhaps as well as Elon, and I salute his disdain for X users who worship them.

-Scearpo articulates everything he wants to get across so well, so compellingly, including the phenomenon I've encountered online while disagreeing with women: an utter inability to fathom that I don't want to fuck them, and I do actually disagree with their dumb idea. And no, it's not sour grapes. (Looking at you Dr. Tara Ironpussy)

-Ta-Nehisi Coates: my lifelong physiognomy belief is that pert, upturned, teeny noses are not a good man's nose. button noses on men are for the craven.

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We are forging a new frontier in schnoziogn omy

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Oct 29Liked by Dudley Newright

"My wife telling me what I did wrong in her dream"

Brother, I've been there.

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Oct 21·edited Oct 21Liked by Dudley Newright

I think zman said it best about the chris twitter drama. Its a bunch of kids trying to reenact the old conservative historical events and myths, i.e the buckley purges. Its interesting to see this larping of past “glory” isn’t just confined to the far left, but its just larping at the end of the day. Trying to be “respectable” to those who hate you, your family, your traditions, and your people, went about as well for the conservatives(and the country as a whole) as one would expect. It’ll probably go even worse the second time around.

I’m going to paraphrase something else he’s said; the 20th century ended a quarter century ago, it’s long past time to enter the 21st.

Conservatism is dead and I’m dancing on its grave. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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What is going to take its place? I thought that is ultimately what this drama was about? The reason it's still being dragged out again is because the specter of the ww2 regime narrative is still clinging bitterly to power & anything emerging to replace it is rightly seen as a threat.

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Oct 24·edited Oct 24

The WW2 narrative is starting to finally collapse, as it exits living memory. The right/left distinction is also collasping due to people slowly understanding they’re ruled by parasites, and the only people retaining this specific categorization are terminally stupid normies and the terminally online like ourselves, at that point it becomes pretty zero sum as the normies don’t matter and the internet heavily incentivizes extremism. If I were to wager a guess, there will be a grand decentralization of government and society, which will then be the new fracture point of politics. What this will actually end up looking like is up in the air. This will be a devestating hammer blow to the current cultural rot as it requires complete centralization to maintain itself

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That pie rant. That guy is a blown F word. I'm laughing from how ridiculous his reaction is. I've never seen someone seethe over something so trivial. He would probably bend over backwards to justify some "magical" Americans' murder but he's losing his mind over a wholesome chungus pie binge story.

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Thank you. Feeling sick and this gave me good belly soothing laughs.

'Fluent in autism', hehehoho. Ha.

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Oct 19Liked by Dudley Newright

Thanks for doing this every week. You're my MVP, my GOAT, my....my....muh NIGGA. ✊️

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Chris Rufo just committed seppuku

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A sin free life isn’t bland, it’s incredibly sweet without cloying. It’s like nothing else on earth.

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What's this referring to?

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Oct 21Liked by Dudley Newright

The Doritos communion tweet. I don’t have twitter so I just put my comment here

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Hmm... those feminist/anti-gun protesters are using some iconography that's dangerously close to the pedo swirl.

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A topic for NRP? https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1DXxydrzwMvJM

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This just said “broadcast ended” is there a recording somewhere?

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Oct 21Liked by Dudley Newright

The link leads to the recording. The recorded stream starts at 3:37, with video camera active, a bit later. I klicked on the link from my laptop. Maybe that makes the difference.

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