#207. The Vancening
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š¶Vances of the Weekš¶
> We got classic emo Vances and baby gamer Vances and Little Lord Vanceleroys. We got JāDariuses, minion Vances, nautical Vances, and villainous Vances. We got UniVancers, JD guidos and nightmare Vances and Christopher Weston Vancelers and Zordon Vances and rock ān roll Vances and single batch hand-drawn artisanal Vances. Weāre forgetting what he actually looks like and can only remember bits and pieces. Itās an organic, emergent digital folk art. Heās seen āem, and he loves āem. Collect āem all. Heās like Pepe the frog, an icon, a myth. He is us, and we are him. If you donāt āget it,ā well, thereās nothing to get.
š„©Beef of the Week š„©
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blasted Epstein obsessives, calling them prudish and womenbrained for caring that elite human capital likes āem a bit young and always have. Critics responded with ā12 year olds, dude.ā BAP responded with, āum, source???ā and āActually whatās really disgusting is when women eat.āš§µThreads of the Week š§µ
> The whole country turned everything into a bland version of Brooklyn, argues
. Private equity and its consequences.>
shares a harrowing tale of bureaucratic IT sclerosis that you know is happening a thousand times over across the government.> Itās no more mister nice guy for the āMangione Libs,ā who were always driven by resentment.
> For some reason, the Scottish used to turn their noses up at the pork-eaters (English).
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explains fasting to the Degrasse-Tyson-brained rationalists.> Stop pointing out liberal hypocrisy and just start taking whatās yours.
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makes a short case for ditching Social Security. Many people are saying.>
gives you the straight scoop on Pussy Riot, a public nuisance who tricked the West into championing their cause.>
explains why they made you eat kale.And the šThread of the Weekš awards go toā¦
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describes the wokeness that terrorizes Patton Oswalt until he submits as an "anti-lifeform hostile to natural existence.ā> Kunley Drupka explains how low-trust environments where conniving strangers are constantly fucking with you in small ways will transform even a guileless white boy into a paranoid, self-interested cynic, because thatās the only way to survive. This one started a conversation.
šµļøDoxxes of the weekšµļø
The NRP flatly disavows doxxing. Weād only cover this stuff when the infoās widely shared already.
> It looks like anyone else who did ID verification on Twitter is at risk of being doxxed? Martin, who popularized Springfield Ohioās Haitians, turned out to be a pretty cool guy with a qt gamer wife who hangs out in his attic playing sick Friday Night Lights guitar loops.
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was doxxed by the same freak who got Raw Egg Nationalist, and turned out to be exactly the sort of guy youād expect: a bright young academic who does a less spicy version of the same thing IRL.> Someone leaked Basilās Twitter activity to his employer and is still threatening him. He understandably has thoughts about it.
š„A/V of the Weekš„
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, dissident Twitterās biggest Space, is spinning off a solo show, minus the rheumatic wheezing of his usual partner.> Ian Carroll on Rogan discussing a new comfort among the normie-adjacent with candidly discussing Israeli power.
> HBOās White Lotus captures the awkwardness of hand-holding your clueless libtard friends as they learn your darkest truth.
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rode ās carousel, discussing his stunt advertising efforts in support of his edgelord energy drink.> German dissident memester Shlomo shares message from prison.
šāāļøCool Project of the Weekšāāļø
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is a new, expansive effort to revise American history ā all of it.š¬Cringe of the Weekš¬
> Cathy Young is a libertarian commentator turned lolcow whoās become increasingly vindictive and deranged the more it becomes clear that the Right has little room for Never Trumpers like her. Even her defenders
and have had enough.> Richard Hanania shares personal texts from Tucker Carlson. Tucker doesnāt look great here, but at least he didnāt rat on a friend for clout, as
points out.š°Reads of the Weekš°
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, summarizes lessons of Ukraine.
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summarizes Vanceās posture toward the European deep state censorship regime.
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, like Bill Nye, thinks that science rules, but not when all of it serves one master. He suggests cutting off government funding.
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thinks itās time for the rest of the government to hit the gas pedal on remigration.
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writes beautifully of re-enchantment, a topic that refuses to die.
> Maybe you thought that natalism needed a rebrand. We just need it to be cool to have kids. Not so fast, says
. Coolness is the problem.
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read one of those āspicyā fantasy novels that has your wifejak hot and bothered, so you donāt have to.
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has a bit of geeky world-building fun envisioning what a modern monarchy might look like.
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traces a history of hipsters and reflects on whether they were anything that people should feel warm nostalgic fuzzies about.
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, critiquing the recent book Liberalism as a Way of Life by Alexandre Lefebvre, explains liberalism as a slippery thing that reacts and reshapes when anyone attempts to pin it down.
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> If you listen to chapocels like Trueanon, you may believe that the only thing keeping a proud bantoid revolution down was the meddlesome CIA, but as
explains in parts one and two of this trvthnvke of a series ā itās complicated.
š¦Tweets of the Weekš¦
And the šTweet of the Weekš awards go toā¦
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The "no one reads Substack" meme made me laugh that bad laugh I try not to laugh. The really jaded and cynical one.
Japan really is the Westās only friend. Constantly reminding us of the best version of ourselves and calling us to be like that more often but in a friendly manner