#82. Blueballed at the prayer breakfast

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Welcome to the NRP. We are publishing the absolute best of those extremely online extremists known as the new right — “All the shit that’s fit to poast.”

Wow, it’s a special DOUBLE ISSUE this week, as we are on vacation and too busy sunning our eyeballs (and our balls) to poast twice this week. Enjoy!