#82. Blueballed at the prayer breakfast
Featuring hot premarital sex with congresswomen, astroturfed hicklibs, the sped-to-premed pipeline, transracialists, model minorities, sun-starers, and more!
Welcome to the NRP. We are publishing the absolute best of those extremely online extremists known as the new right — “All the shit that’s fit to poast.”
Wow, it’s a special DOUBLE ISSUE this week, as we are on vacation and too busy sunning our eyeballs (and our balls) to poast twice this week. Enjoy!
Threads of the Week
> AnabolicJelq baits leftist hothead with “Say that to my face not online,” fucker saw what happened (nothing).
> Matthew J. Peterson responds to leading young-men-character-shaper and right-puncher David French, who thinks that based young men are “a cure worse than the disease” afflicting men (presumably whatever the left is offering), which honestly explains a lot about his career and worldview.
> Lo-Fi Republican submits his application to run the Lincoln Project’s Twitter account.
> Zero HP on post-post-modern pidgin ideologies.
> You might not see the right as a tribe, but your enemies do.
> Boomer *sees youngest generation getting utterly shredded by malicious egregores* “Welp, it seems bad, but it’s I guess I’m just an out of touch fuddy duddy. Time to put me out to pasture, a-hyuck!”
> The reality of sex change surgery is a manmade horror beyond your comprehension.
> Kids aren’t learning how to drive, and that means society is doomed.
> The Russian Revolution was a shitshow.
> The real Sparta was the friends we made along the way.
> Millennials and Zoomers confirmed sheeple.
> What the Sopranos teaches us about Powerdads and SuccessDaughters.
> The definitive word on hicklib ideology. What’s worse, the “conservative” alternative sucks too.
> Bits of Paul tracks the sped-to-pre-med pipeline. Paging Dr. Rword.
> Some teenagers think it’s possible to change their race through force of will. And they might be right. It’s all about learning the right move set.
> Barbie as metaphor for the horse-powered Indo-European invasion of Europe.
> Climate models are treated like the latest science, but they’re just as kludgy and broken as any other legacy IT system.
> New reason to believe IQ is real dropped.
> Shirtless, delinquent, prankster ex-convict / Carer, thug, a youngster with no conscience / Question, what do these things all have in common? / Everybody knows I’m a motherfuckin’ scholar.
> Excellent thread about how people aren’t grasping the alien news because they’re not being told what to think about it.
> BAP argues that model minorities are more corrosive to national interest than their criminal underclass counterparts. The latter can be contained, the former are free to subvert at the highest levels.
Schizo threads of the Week
> Feminine magic is the realized experience of quantum entanglement.
> You need to be helios-pilled. You need to be staring at the sun.
Fight hype of the Week
> Monday, Monday, Monday: Sam Hyde vs Dr. Disrespect.
Audio/Video of the Week
> Another manmade horror beyond your comprehension, that’s two for this week!
> Pearl has an ”and I oop” moment.
> Astroturfed agitator musters up every ounce of courage to be a professional regime-approved nag.
> Astral goes hard, for four hours, with special guests, on the legacy and impact of Yarvin’s legendary introduction to his work, “An Open Letter to Open Minded Progressives.”
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lathers and lotions with lard, and interviews Charles Mayfield, purveyor of such fine pig-fat products.>
interviews Raw Egg Nationalist about his men’s magazine Man’s World, and much more.Longreads of the Week
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has convinced me to see Oppenheimer.>
on equality vs. quality as the fundamental disagreement.> You learn more in the before-the-paywall snippet of the average
piece than you do in most full essays. Here’s a good one on Henry Luce.> The
chronicles an age of plastic.>
chronicles an age of vegetables.>
is here with a big ol blackpill about the Sisyphean battle to save Africa.>
looks at the total ideological capture of the grant-making process through the lens of one chubby little fella in labcoat.>
examines expertocracy as replacement for Christianity.>
lists some reasons to be optimistic about the future of architecture and design as minimalism’s stranglehold weakens.>
aims to resacralize our spaces, our existence, our cosmos.>
interviewed by Palladium’s Matt Ellison about the fracturing of the American identity.>
on the recently expired chaotic whirlwind of mental illness and beauty known as Sinéad O’Connor, the original BPD art hoe.>
visits the Tiananmen Square Massacre Museum in NYC. He also looks at the Opium Wars as a parallel to modern China flooding America with Fent.Tweets of the Week
I RT’d two of those schizopoasts and now I fear my followers will think I’m legit bonkers.
Sun good. Quantum entanglement ONE HUNDRED PERCENT a thing. (In fact, it’s such an elegant explanation, I’m surprised this is the first time I’ve heard of it. Oh! And also!! Explains why voodoo or enchantment needs hair or some other sample from the targeted person to be effective.)
Premium headline, well done