An open letter to our Mossad handlers

Your EIC, hard at work in the NRP newsroom.

From the Desk of EIC Dudley Newright

I’ll get right to it: The goyim know, and maybe you want I should start thinking about shutting it down? Far be it from me to suggest, but here are the facts:

Despite routinely posting links that criticize Jewish elites, liberal Jews who stoke anti-white hatred, and conservative American Jews with outsize loyalty to another country, they still think the NRP is controlled opposition! I mean, come on — we ran this. Just last week, we awarded “Tweet of the Week” to a holocaust joke. Still, they’ve seen right through us. 

It all started with a comment: 

Things started to snowball when

Morgthorak the Undead

encouraged his followers to “beware the NRP.”

In fairness, he’s right about this one. The NRP has never linked to this guy. It might have something to do with the fact that his posts are like this:

Not exactly Tom Wolfe, is it? He’s angry, he’s ranting, he’s always going on about “woke communists,” a useless and grating term. It seems that much of his critique is drawn from a deep wellspring of butthurt. Hate to pick on the guy — it’s not all bad — but he brought it on himself. 

Morg also suggests the NRP has too many subs and too few comments, and it’s like, OK, yeah, I get it. G-d knows I’m trying to boost engagement. We started doing the chat room, a few Notes a week, but we’re a roundup. If people like something we link to, they’ll go leave a comment on that newsletter, not ours.

The accuser’s most stinging rebuke came when he speculated that no one in their right mind would put in so much work for free, therefore the NRP must be supported by an unseen patron. 

I agree. It would be insane. Why would someone spend a dozen hours a week on top of their day job (which they could lose if they get caught) writing about the spiteful mutants of the new right? What could motivate a person to dedicate himself to a project so suicidally retarded? The love of the game? But why aren’t we asking for donations or anything? You need to come up with a better cover story for this because the “I don’t want Stripe to know who I am” excuse ain’t cutting it.

Morgthorak isn’t the only one speculating. One

Rurik Skywalker

too has some issues. 

Oy, what are we supposed to do? These right-wing thought leaders — they’re all Jewish, or half-Jewish, or crypto-Jewish, or spiritually Jewish, or owned by Jews. The NRP links to a hundred different accounts every week, and yeah, OK, a bunch of them are gonna be our guys. What can you expect from the world’s ultimate wordcels, a people who’ve spent millennia bickering and hairsplitting autistically with each other? Twitter and Substack were made for us!

Anyway, they can see that the NRP is obviously controlled opposition, trying to infiltrate the scene with soft-on-zog propaganda. He ends with a dig at my nom de plume, which I happen to think is actually good and cool. 😔

So what are we gonna do about this? Just let it go without comment? Just let the hater’s hate? You are gonna let me twist in the wind like this? Listen, if you want us to continue corralling dissidents into a safe and gatekept social media playpen, it’s going to cost you. I want a raise. I want an IDF bodyguard. We are doing critical work draining the internet’s edgiest incel schizoids of their precious bodily fluids. It takes time and resources. It doesn’t just happen!

On the plus side, we fooled (

Librarian of Celaeno

), who does a better job of defending the NRP than I ever could. Maybe you can kick him a few zogbucks for being such a mensch?

Plus, he likes the pseudonym. 😌

Anyway, I am recoiling over here. I’m injured. I am straight up shrinking back. I’ve been found out, g-ddammit. Send shekels. Send pro-NRP shillbots. Send a busty young Claremont intern. I need some relief.

Yours sincerely,

Dudley Jewright er I mean Newright